The prairie hamlet of Swett — population 2 plus a dog — comes with 6 acres, a house, three trailers, an old tire shop and a Volvo semi. If you don’t have the money, no Swett.
Who wants to go in on this with me? THEY HAVE A BAR, guys. Like, we don’t even have to open our own. AND A VOLVO SEMI. For fucking free. And when the zombie apocalypse comes, we’re in the middle of nowhere and all we have to worry about are two other people and a dog. That’s survival yo. Let’s buy this town and change its name to FUCKYEAH.