Britt Hilgers

Don’t front, St. Paul.  (at Amsterdam Bar and Hall)
Jon?  (at Hamm Building)
Lola is FEELIN’ this couch. She’s like, check out my surgery scar, yo. It’s all healed n shit and I’m like in ecstasy n shit
Wine. In a can. #wineinacan
Our freezer has stalactites AND stalagmites (and a 5 year old box of pierogies).
I’d just like to state for the record that I tweeted this on June 13th, and the boys in orange are still in it. So when they win the World Cup on Sunday, I’m gonna rub it in all your soccer-loving, weed-hating faces.

Sometimes when I’m feeling bad about myself, I like to reflect on past achievements. 

Back in 2012, I Made The Chive's list of “Not So Sober Brides" AND "Best Photos Of The Week.” That’s me on my wedding day in the red lace Chucks and Solo cup to match. 

According to one commenter, I “definitely know how to party” and user “DaddyD” likes my personality but would prefer the face and ass of someone else.

Thank you, Chive. My self esteem has been officially restored. 

This is how we grocery shop: Mike carries everything back on his skateboard while I carry nothing and take pictures. #teamwork
🇺🇸 #FREEDOM 🇺🇸
Michelada casera con Tajin clásico. Feliz el 4 de julio, mis amigos!

For Sale: South Dakota Town With Bar, $399,000

Who wants to go in on this with me? THEY HAVE A BAR, guys. Like, we don’t even have to open our own. AND A VOLVO SEMI. For fucking free. And when the zombie apocalypse comes, we’re in the middle of nowhere and all we have to worry about are two other people and a dog. That’s survival yo. Let’s buy this town and change its name to FUCKYEAH. 

#tbt // 🇺🇸 4th of July 2011, on the rooftop of our building the day we moved to #DLTA 🇺🇸 // shot on old school #PolaroidOne600 camera w/OG #Polaroid 600 film.
I fucking love you @hamdrea1. #JIZZCONES

My sister’s band Sister Lip covering Ginuwine’s “Pony,” with added rap interlude. Check it out. It’s mega dope.

Venue: Sail Inn, Tempe, AZ

Video by: Raw Images

Sister Lip is on tour this summer, playing shows in over 40 cities across the USA. Check their website for details. 

Felinely Cyrus.  (at DTLA Vets)