Britt Hilgers

My husband is having a WILD spring break at Ikea right now. #teacherlife

Boy Meets World, Season 5, Episode 6: “No Guts, No Cory”

Logline:  ”The time ball swallowed by Salem the Cat from Sabrina, the Teenage Witch takes everyone back to the 1940s: Cory becomes a soldier fighting on the dangerous front lines in Europe, who wants his best buddy Shawn to marry his girl Topanga if he does not return.”

I don’t know how Girl Meets World is ever gonna top this one.


I left this note on Mike’s desk because he didn’t have his phone on him. At first glance he thought it said “head” not “hand.” Freaked him the fuck out. Hilarious.
Fun question!  Have you ever accidentally cut your hand so deeply mid-shower that you had to use your other hand to hold the wound together to keep it from opening while trying to grab a towel with your teeth to stop the bleeding, then avoid cutting yourself again on the broken glass and/or slipping on the bathroom floor so you can somehow put enough clothes on to go to the hospital, but fail miserably BECAUSE WHO CAN SNAP A BRA ON WITH NO HANDS, so you have no choice but to stop holding the skin together, let it gape and try desperately to tape the wound together with a bandaid you had to dig out of your earthquake kit, so you could at least free up one hand to throw on the nearest shirt and a pair of slip-on shoes, gather your belongings and call a cab to take you to the ER?  Cuz if you haven’t, lemme tell ya. It’s FUCKING AWESOME. Best. Wednesday. Ever.
Wow I can’t wait to try out the new “potpourri warmer”
A thousand dudes on bikes. One with a bike shaped dick. #ciclavia
This is what you do after an 8 mile bike ride. Next up: a fuckin shower  (at La Cita Bar)
#CicLAvia! #Wilshire #Ktown #DTLA #MiracleMile
Eleven. ❤️
I should probably pack this in there too. Just in case…
We build our own furniture in this fuckin family
Dusting off the ol’ serial killer kit!
Two of my favorite lads @meltreger & @stevefranks at our final writers room lunch at Panchos. #psychout
Me, @therealrachp & @meltreger throwing it down post-#psych finale @ Little Bar
Hilgers vs. The pineapple #psychOUT