Sometimes when I’m feeling bad about myself, I like to reflect on past achievements.
Back in 2012, I Made The Chive's list of “Not So Sober Brides" AND "Best Photos Of The Week.” That’s me on my wedding day in the red lace Chucks and Solo cup to match.
According to one commenter, I “definitely know how to party” and user “DaddyD” likes my personality but would prefer the face and ass of someone else.
Thank you, Chive. My self esteem has been officially restored.